somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
