Umm I'm too high to move.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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