4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The best revenge is premature balding
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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