I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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