: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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