you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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