Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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