I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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