Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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