I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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