We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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