On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
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