I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
high people should be assigned attendants
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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