it was a shit show
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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