How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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