But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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