can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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