i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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