Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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