Can Purell be used as lube?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize