Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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