why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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