i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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