I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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