dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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