so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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