these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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