Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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