I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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