I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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