so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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