David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You almost got us killed.
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