"it" just moved
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
we're making bets on your personal life
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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