My boss' voice literally gives me gas
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Randomize
