I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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