No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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