Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Semen is not good for contacts.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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