i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
