what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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