he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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