I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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