Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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