Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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