yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
