ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I need water and some morals
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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