Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.