He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.