I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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