She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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