I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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