This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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