I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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