that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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