I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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